This helps me when I feel sad and really need a joke:
How does Steve get his exercise?He runs around the block.
Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
He had a BLAST!
What's a ghast's favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!
What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe?
"I've got a bone to pick with you."
Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other Sssssssside!
Why did the sailor bring iron and gold into his boat?
He needed oars.
If there will ever be a Minecraft movie, then it would be a blockbuster.
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining only to find nothing but coal?
Shafted.
Why don't blazes ever make businesses?
They keep firing people!
What is the national sport of Minecraft?
Boxing.
Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other sssssssssSSSSSSSSSsside.
What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
I dig you.
A zombie walks into work, and his boss tells him, "Did you get enough sleep last night? You look a bit dead this morning..."
What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
"Block" parties.