Top 10 reasons why 1 is the best:
1. 1 is cooler than 0, you're just in denial
2. 1 has more clout
3. 0 is fake
4. zero WISHES she was like one
5. zero's just jealous she doesn't have a roman numeral
6. 0 is just a bootleg version of O
7. you're mean
8. 1st > 0
9. zero starts with the last letter of the alphabet so it's therefore LAST
10. zero is weak