You've made it to great digit one!
Alas, it all is in vain.
I hate to put end to the fun,
But for now, I must break the chain.
It's zero! It's over, it's done!
I'm sorry to my forum friends.
But the counting has now just begun,
For the counting shall not meet an end!
Twelve drummers on twelfth Christmas Day,
Student devils, I cast thee away...